Happy Father's Day from Distil Union
To all the dads out there, thanks for the wisdom and wisecracks over the years.
Here's to you! We may have always rolled our eyes at corny one-liners, or shrugged off imparted wisdom, but your sense of humor is appreciated, and we've taken your advice to heart.
Today, we're featuring our favorite quotes from dear old dads everywhere, enjoy.
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More notable Dad-sims:
What did the grape say when somebody stepped on him?
Nothing, he just let out a little wine
Me: "Did you get a haircut?"
Dad: "No, I got them all cut!"
"RIP boiled water... You will be mist."
"Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing." -Bill Murray
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" -Homer Simpson
"I'm not raising children. I'm raising the grown-ups they're going to be." -Louis C.K.