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Card | Father's Day

Sale price$6

You did a great job not raising assholes. Happy Father’s Day.

Blank inside.

Letterpress printed in black on white cotton cardstock. Brown kraft envelope included.
Size: 4.25 x 5.5

Card | Father's Day
Card | Father's Day Sale price$6

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